Allison the Awesome

So I know this girl by the name of Allison.  She is awesome.

You wanna know why? Because she can do the roundhouse kick. Yeap, she is a total martial arts junkie. And it’s no coincidence that we can find “Alli” in her name, because she has that Muhammad Ali in her. Yes, the boxer. No, I mean, a fighting kinda boxer, not the undergarment.

And the most awesome thing about her? She’s always as high as shit. Not literally, because shit usually ain’t that high vertically. And she also has the ability to differentiate colors like red, pink, and fuschia.

Just awesome.

Messed Up

I need to set my online identities straight. E-mails, social networking sites, blogs, profiles… man, they’re all over the place! Good thing I still do my best to keep track of all of them.